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( )</SPAN> </P> <P style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; MARGIN: 0px; COLOR: #000000; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 18px; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; COLOR: #000000; LINE-HEIGHT: 18px; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: left">둘째, 똑똑한 겨, 미련한 겨, 아니면 멍청한 겨? 답은? ( )</SPAN> </P> <P style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; MARGIN: 0px; COLOR: #000000; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 18px; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; COLOR: #000000; LINE-HEIGHT: 18px; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><BR></SPAN></P> <P style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; MARGIN: 0px; COLOR: #000000; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">이제 막 세 살배기 아이에게 낱말을 연구시키는 엄마 왈</SPAN> </P> <P style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; MARGIN: 0px; COLOR: #000000; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">”길똥아! 활을 잘 쏘는 사람을 뭐라 하지?”</SPAN> </P> <P style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; MARGIN: 0px; COLOR: #000000; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">“으~응 그건, 활의 명수니까 ‘활 명 수!’</SPAN> </P> <P style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; MARGIN: 0px; COLOR: #000000; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><BR></SPAN></P> <P style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; MARGIN: 0px; COLOR: #000000; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">이어지는 엄마의 다음 퀴즈!</SPAN> </P> <P style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; MARGIN: 0px; COLOR: #000000; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">“그럼 방귀를 잘 뀌는 사람은?”</SPAN> </P> <P style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; MARGIN: 0px; COLOR: #000000; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">길똥이방글방글 웃더니 "까스 명수!”</SPAN> </P> <P style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; MARGIN: 0px; COLOR: #000000; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><BR></SPAN></P> <P style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; MARGIN: 0px; COLOR: #000000; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">“그럼 활도 잘 쏘고 방귀도 잘 뀌는 사람은?”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"></SPAN> </P> <P style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; MARGIN: 0px; COLOR: #000000; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">“까스 활명수!” 오! 예스! 딩동댕~~</SPAN> </P> <P style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; MARGIN: 0px; COLOR: #000000; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">먼 훗날, 대한민국 퀴즈 왕이 될 똑똑한 내 아들아!</SPAN> </P> <P style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; MARGIN: 0px; COLOR: #000000; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><BR></SPAN></P> <P style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; MARGIN: 0px; COLOR: #000000; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">고기 먹고 체한 것은 까스 활명수 먹으면 내려가지만</SPAN> </P> <P style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; MARGIN: 0px; COLOR: #000000; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">돈 먹고 체한 것은 '돈 까스 명수' 먹어도 백약이 무효</SPAN> </P> <P style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; MARGIN: 0px; COLOR: #000000; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">큰집에 가서 토하고 설사하는 것뿐 이니라! </SPAN></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"></SPAN></DIV> <P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"></SPAN></P> <P><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">좌우지간 사람은'연구'를 잘 해야 해!</SPAN></FONT></P> <P><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">큰집에 가서는 </SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">웃을 때가봄날이라 마냥 울지요!</SPAN></FONT></P> <P><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">그 놈의 '먹을연구' 땜시롱!</SPAN></FONT></P> <P><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"></SPAN></FONT></P> <P><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">흐흑흑흑~훌쩍훌쩍! 흐흑흑흑~</SPAN></FONT></P> <P><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">오늘은안 웃고 울었다.</SPAN></FONT></P> <P><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">근디 또 웃어버렸다. 호호호! 히히히!</SPAN></FONT></P> <P><FONT size=3></FONT></P> <P><FONT size=3>주</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; COLOR: #000000; LINE-HEIGHT: 18px; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: left">) 큰집 : 교도소의 속어(俗語).</SPAN> </P> <P style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; MARGIN: 0px; COLOR: #000000; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 18px; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; COLOR: #000000; LINE-HEIGHT: 18px; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><BR></SPAN></P> <P style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; MARGIN: 0px; COLOR: #000000; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 18px; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; COLOR: #000000; LINE-HEIGHT: 18px; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><BR></SPAN></P> <P style="FONT-SIZE: 13px; MARGIN: 0px; COLOR: #000000; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 16px; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림'; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13px; COLOR: #000000; LINE-HEIGHT: 16px; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림'; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><BR></SPAN></P> <P style="FONT-SIZE: 13px; MARGIN: 0px; COLOR: #000000; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 16px; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림'; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13px; COLOR: #000000; LINE-HEIGHT: 16px; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림'; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><BR></SPAN></P> <P style="FONT-SIZE: 13px; MARGIN: 0px; COLOR: #000000; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 16px; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림'; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13px; COLOR: #000000; LINE-HEIGHT: 16px; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림'; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><BR></SPAN></P> <P style="FONT-SIZE: 13px; MARGIN: 0px; COLOR: #000000; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: '한컴바탕'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13px; COLOR: #000000; LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: '한컴바탕'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><BR></SPAN></P> <P style="FONT-SIZE: 13px; MARGIN: 0px; COLOR: #000000; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: '한컴바탕'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"></P> </BODY> </html>
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