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줄다리기
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한문으로 '변견'(便犬) 또는 '분견'(糞犬)이 맞겠지만
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우리 조상님들께서 아기 똥 뉘고 나면 “워리워리” 불러서
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대용으로 밑 닦이 똥을 먹는대서 '똥개'라고 불렀고
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대명사격인 ‘워리워리‘란 두 달 즉, 월이(月二 )만에
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탄생했다하여 붙여진 이름이 ‘워리! 워리!’ 랍니다.
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꼭 똥을 먹는대서 똥개라 한다면
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똥이 꽉 찬 배요 ‘똥 폼’은 똥 냄새 풍기며 폼 재는 것이며
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배에 똥을 바르고 밀어붙이는 배짱을 말함인가?
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생활 속에 가징 친숙한 말인 ‘똥’ 과 ‘개’ 합하여 ‘똥개!’
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똥개 관련, ‘꼬부랑 할머니’라는 노래가 웃긴다.
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할머니가 / 꼬부랑 지팡이를 짚고
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길을 가다가 / 꼬부랑 똥이 마려워서
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대추 남에 올라가 / 꼬부랑 똥을 누다 가니
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강아지가 와서 먹다 / 꼬부랑 지팡이로 때리니깐
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캥캥 꼬부랑 캥캥 / 네 똥 먹고 천년 살까 / 내 똥 먹고 만년 살지.
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개 줄다리기
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꽃바람인가
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아롱대는 어느 토요일 오후,
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꽃 흐드러진 한적한 어느 시골 초등학교 운동장에
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난 동네 개 한 쌍이
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놀음(교미)을 하는데 개들도 남남북녀인지
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남쪽 암컷은 북쪽으로 개 대가리를 틀고
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쭈~욱 내밀며 숨을 헐떡거리는 꼴을 보고
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초등학생들이 껑충껑충 뛰며 홀딱홀딱 좋아라
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왁자지껄하던 차
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점잖으신 교장선생님께서 지나가시자
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똑똑한 학생 한 놈이 불쑥 질문하여 가로되!
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선생님! 지금 개들이 지금 뭐 하는 거예요?”
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개들이 지금 '개 줄다리기’를 즐기고 있구나!”
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자리를 떠나셨는데 그 말을 가만히 듣고만 있던
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짱구란 놈 왈
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교장선생님은 개 *도 모르시는가 봐! 깔깔깔!!”
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고현 놈! style="FONT-SIZE: 13px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">
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개똥 땜에 개망신 당한 ‘개똥녀’
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서울 style="FONT-SIZE: 13px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">지하철
2호선에서 귀여운 애완견이 "똥" 을 누었답니다.
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고체가 아닌 액체화된 물똥, 즉 설사 똥을요.
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그 개 주인 이름이 공중도덕에 개 똥칠한 ‘개똥녀’ 라네요.
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질벅한 똥은 안 치우고 손수건으로
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똥구멍까지 닦고 나서 강아지와 눈 맞추며
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하고 방긋 웃더라나요.
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보고 있던 점잖은 사모님 왈!
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이거 안 치울 꺼 예요? 개 주인이 치워야지요!”
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치울 생각을 않고 꿈쩍달싹을 안 해, 카메라로 찰칵~찍!
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여자 펄펄뛰며 " 아줌마! 개 처음 봐요? 웃겨....정말..."
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아주머니가 오히려 무안하여 속으로만 " 저 6C럴 年....." style="FONT-SIZE: 13px; COLOR: #000000; LINE-HEIGHT: 16px; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림'; TEXT-ALIGN: left">
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후, 인터넷 커뮤니티에 역사적(?)인 개망신 사건의 주인공이
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열렬한 개똥철학개꼬리에 꼬리를 물고 '개똥녀‘의 화려한(?) 데뷔!
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만능, 국민을 위하여 ‘애완견 사육 자격증제’를 제안해 봐?
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시대 고사(古史)에
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장삼십’이요 style="FONT-SIZE: 13px; COLOR: #000000; LINE-HEIGHT: 16px; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림'; TEXT-ALIGN: left">기분자
장오십‘ (棄灰者 杖三十, 棄糞者 杖五十)이라
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버리는 자는 곤장 30대, style="FONT-SIZE: 13px; COLOR: #000000; LINE-HEIGHT: 16px; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림'; TEXT-ALIGN: left">
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버리는 자는 style="FONT-SIZE: 13px; COLOR: #000000; LINE-HEIGHT: 16px; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림'; TEXT-ALIGN: left">곤장 style="FONT-SIZE: 13px; COLOR: #000000; LINE-HEIGHT: 16px; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림'; TEXT-ALIGN: left">50대를
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똥은 소중한 거름 자원이니 style="FONT-SIZE: 13px; COLOR: #000000; LINE-HEIGHT: 16px; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림'; TEXT-ALIGN: left">버려서는
안 된다 style="FONT-SIZE: 13px; COLOR: #000000; LINE-HEIGHT: 16px; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림'; TEXT-ALIGN: left">는
것이었고
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자연 순환법칙에 따라 다시 내 입으로 돌아온다는'똥!'
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보기도 아까운 그 귀한 style="FONT-SIZE: 13px; COLOR: #000000; LINE-HEIGHT: 16px; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림'; TEXT-ALIGN: left">'똥
귀한' 줄 모르고 사니참, 쯧쯧쯧~~
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개똥 줍던 개망태 할아버지가 그립습니다.
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웃어 봅시다.
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호호호! 히히히!
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안녕~~~~~~~~~~~!
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