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놈!
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16억 횡령한 서울공대교수 추가구속!
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서울 대 일부교수님들은 돈 먹는 '돈버그'?
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비릿 내 나는 그 비리의 끝은 어디인가?
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연구비 줬더니 하라는 연구는 안 하고
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‘먹을 연구’에 혼신의 연구를 다 하였을 뿐만 아니라
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학생들의 임금까지 ‘먹을 연구’를 연구하다가
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잘못된 연구덕분에 들통이 났으니
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명문대학 교수님들께서 style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; COLOR: #000000; LINE-HEIGHT: 18px; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: left">줄줄이
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않는 *'큰집' 안 갈 연구에 연구를 거듭하시겠지.
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대한민국 퀴즈!
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돈 먹는 ‘돈 명수’냐 ? ‘돈 까스’ 냐? 답은? ( )
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똑똑한 겨, 미련한 겨, 아니면 멍청한 겨? 답은? ( )
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막 세 살배기 아이에게 낱말을 연구시키는 엄마 왈
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활을 잘 쏘는 사람을 뭐라 하지?”
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그건, 활의 명수니까 ‘활 명 수!’
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엄마의 다음 퀴즈!
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방귀를 잘 뀌는 사람은?”
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웃더니 "까스 명수!”
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활도 잘 쏘고 방귀도 잘 뀌는 사람은?” style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">
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활명수!” 오! 예스! 딩동댕~~
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훗날, 대한민국 퀴즈 왕이 될 똑똑한 내 아들아!
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먹고 체한 것은 까스 활명수 먹으면 내려가지만
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먹고 체한 것은 '돈 까스 명수' 먹어도 백약이 무효
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가서 토하고 설사하는 것뿐 이니라! style="FONT-SIZE: 15px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림체'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">
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사람은'연구'를 잘 해야 해!
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가서는
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때가봄날이라 마냥 울지요!
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놈의 '먹을연구' 땜시롱!
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흐흑흑흑~
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웃고 울었다.
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또 웃어버렸다. 호호호! 히히히!
주
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큰집 : 교도소의 속어(俗語).
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