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@ 도 모른 것들이
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날마다, 밤이면 밤마다 날밤을 새워
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쾌락을 열락(悅樂)하시던 임금님께서
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요즘 기력이 달려 밤이 무서운데 무슨 묘책이 없을꼬?"
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과히 염려할 것은 아닌듯하옵니다. 소신이 신명을 바쳐... ”
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빠른 이조판서, 머리가 번쩍! 강원도 관찰사에게 급 파발을 띄웠다.
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쇠하신 임금님 회춘용 해구신(海狗腎 ) 2개를 한 달 내로 보내라!"
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받은 강원도 관찰사 머리에도 불이 번쩍!
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이르되,
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쇠하신 임금님 회춘용 해구신 3개를 구해서 20일내로 보내라!"
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받은 양양군수 또한 머리가 번쩍!
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이르되
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쇠하신 임금님 회춘용 해구신 4개를 구해서 15일내로 보내라!"
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받은 속초현감 내심 쾌재를 부르며 ‘내가 누구여?’
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잡이 어부를 불러,
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쇠하신 임금님 회춘용 해구신 5개를 열흘내로 바쳐라! 만일~"
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바로 바닷물까지 꽁꽁 얼어붙는 한 겨울인지라
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바다에서 물개를 잡아 해구신을 바치라니
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머리를 싸매고 누워 끙끙대고 있을 즈음.
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소식을 듣고 문병 온 친구어부가 귓속말로 @#$%
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마디 일러주자 얼굴에 금방 화색이 감돌더니
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내가 그걸 몰랐구먼! 히히히”
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일어난 어부는 당장에 아주 쉽게 해구신(?) 5개를 구하여
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금박지에 정성스레 싸고
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4개는 은박지에 싸 속초현감에게 올리면서,
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바다가 얼어붙어 물개는 한 마리밖에 못 잡았고요
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나머지 4개는 개는 개지만 분견신(糞犬腎)
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‘똥개 좆’ 이 옵니다"
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금박지와 은박지를 풀고 ‘해구신(?)’을 비교해
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같은지라 금박지에 싼 진짜는 지가 잡수시고 나머지 한 개는
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금박으로 싸고, 3개는 은박으로 싸서 양양군수에게 보내니
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또한 금박에 싸인 것은 지가 냠냠!
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한 개는 다시 금박으로 싸고,
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은박으로 싸서 강원도 관찰사 보냈고,
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관찰사 또한 금박지 것은 지가 잡수시고
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개는 금박으로 한 개는 은박으로 재 포장하여
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보내자
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역시나 내심 쾌재를 부르며
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누구여?!” 금박은 지가 처 잡수시고 은박의
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한 개를 금박지로 예쁘게 싸 임금님께 바쳤는데
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이게 웬 일이야!
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마음먹기에 달렸다고 진짜 ‘해구신’으로 알고 잡수신
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좆’ 덕분에 회춘하신 임금님 왈, “오! 과인은 밤이 그립도다!”
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이판에게 내린 어명(御命).
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회춘이 됐으니 style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #000000; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림'; LETTER-SPACING: 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left">이
추운 겨울에
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물개 잡느라 고생한어부를 대궐로 들라하라!"
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강원도 바닷가물개 어부는 임금님의 치하와 style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #000000; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림'; LETTER-SPACING: 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left">하사품을
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받아 짊어지고 대궐문을 나서 몽마르뜨 언덕 같은
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언덕에 다다르자 대궐을 향해 큰소리로 탄식하여 가로되
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좆도 모르는 것들이 정치한다고 쯔쯧~”
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개 좆도 모르는 이 나라 대소신료들과 정사를 살피시니
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기력이 쇠하지 아니 하겠습니까? 차라리 소인에게 미천한
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내려주시면 평생 진짜 ‘해구신’으로 결초보은 하겠나이다”
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호호호! 하하하!
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