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기방잡담妓房雜談과 야설野說
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기방잡담妓房雜談과 야설野說


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풍류객風流客 들의 입에서 입으로 전傳해오는 기방잡담妓房雜談에


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이승(二僧). 삼낭(三娘). 사과(四寡).


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육창(六娼). 칠처(七妻)의 우선순위가 있었으니


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훔쳐 통정情通하는 스릴 만점의 재미가 일도(一盜)요


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뒤서 짜릿한 맛보는 재미가 이승(二僧)이요


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꾀여내서 영계 맛보는 재미가 삼낭(三娘)이며


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운우雲雨의 정情을 나누는 재미가 사과(四寡)요


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끌어안고 열락에 빠지는 재미가 오기(五妓)요


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요분질에 빠져보는 재미가 육창(六娼)이며


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처와 합궁하는 재미는 제일로 재미없는 꼴찌인 칠처(七妻)인 바


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세월이 유수하야


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모니터로 전해지는


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인터넷 야설野說에도 우선순위가 있나니


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멋진 넘 : 먹어 놓고도 평생 입 다물고 있는 놈!!


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예쁜 넘 : 대여섯 번씩 끝내주게 해주고 또 용돈까지 주는 놈!!


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못난 넘 : 준다고 해도 못 먹는 놈!!


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더 못난넘놈 : 줘도 서지 않아 못 먹는 놈!!


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미운 넘 : 혼자만 기분 내고 발랑 뒤로 자빠지는 놈 !!


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더 미운 넘 : 먹다가 중간에 멈추는 놈!!


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미친넘 : 한번만 달라고 자꾸 쫓아다니는 놈!!


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더 미친넘 :한번 먹었으면 그만이지 자꾸 또 달라고 하는 놈!!


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패대기칠 넘 : 먹고 나서 동네방네 소문내고 다니는 놈 !!


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죽일 넘 : 먹을 땐 아무 말 없더니 먹고 나서 맛없다고 하는 놈!!


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나쁜 넘 : 먹고 나서 서방행세 하면서 매일 돈 뜯어 가는 놈!!


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더 나쁜 넘 : 돈 안주면 까발리겠다고 하는 놈!!


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웃기는 넘 : 다마 박았다고 자랑
하는 놈!


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이상한 넘 : 쪼그리고 앉아 들여다보는 놈 !!


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개 같은 넘 : 뒤로만 하겠다고 우기는 놈!!


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그냥 한 번 재미로 보시니까 재미있지요?


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입을 쫘~악 벌리고 재밌게 한 번 웃어보세요.


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호호호! 하하하!


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2009-07-24 22:03:47

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